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Kandinsky and Me
Dale Ritterbusch


Sculpture: Thatís something you bump into when
you back up to look at a painting.
††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††† óBarrett Newman

        The gallery is small
        given that the Kandinsky
        Iím looking at is large,
        too large for the room
        and the track-lighting overhead
        glares harshly off the paint
        because the ceiling isnít high enough
        so I back up to see the painting
        more clearly with the proper perspective
        and I barely nudge a statue, Greek,
        an antiquity that doesnít quite
        belong in a room with Kandinsky and me.
        So this security guard comes over,
        touches my shoulder, says, Donít
        lean on the sculpture.† I say, Iím not leaning
        Iím backing up to look at the painting.
        and he says, We have rules; you canít
        touch the exhibit and I say
        Iím not touching it, Iím not even
        looking at it; Iím looking at the painting
        and he says, You wonít think
        your mouth is so smart
        when I throw you out of here,
        and I say, Thatís a fine thing
        to consider, given that the gallery
        is virtually empty and itís not like
        this place is going berserk with
        all the rich and famous patrons
        crowding around.† He says, We
        can do quite well without patrons
        like you. I say, Kandinsky
        had me in mind when he created
        that painting which is far beyond
        the rudimentary understanding of a security guard
        who wouldnít know the difference
        between a Renaissance painting
        and a soup canóif it
        werenít labeled as art.† And besides
        I say, that statue is Greek; itís had
        its nose broken, several times,
        and its arms were cut off long ago
        so itís not like thereíd be any
        real damage if it were to fall
        while Iím looking at the Kandinsky
        and not leaning on the Greek as you said
        and how would you like your
        nose to look like that?†
        He puts both hands on my shoulders
        shoves me past Miro, all his fantasy figures
        staring, past DeChiricoís ruins,
        past a nude, I think, descending, past
        one Bible story after another†
        until Iím outside, in a garden
        surrounded by sculpture,
        a large nudeóHenry Moore I believeó
        with full thighs, heavy breasts,
        a body no one could break
        in a gazillion years.† And I think
        this isnít so bad as I look at it
        from every angle, backing up
        until I fall across a garden bench,
        Victorian, ornamental iron,
        filigree of peacocks and vines,
        freshly labeled with an artistic sign†
        that reads BE CAREFUL FRESH PAINT.

        From Far From the Temple of Heaven (Black Moss Press,2005).††
        Used here with the author's permission.†

Dale Ritterbusch is the author of Far From the Temple of Heaven and Lessons Learned: Poetry of the Vietnam War and Its Aftermath. Twice selected as the Distinguished Visiting Professor in the Department of English & Fine Arts at the U.S. Air Force Academy, he is a†professor of English at at the University of Wisconsin-Whatewater.

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Both my husband and I laughed out loud at this poem. It is really funny, and also touches on a few things at the museum... Thanks Dale.
Posted 05/21/2015 07:56 PM
Loved it. And I like Kandinsky too ~
Posted 05/21/2015 01:42 PM
I love this 'poem'. So much better to draw the masses to poetry than some of the 'stick-up-your-butt' poems nobody gets!! Clever and interesting...and funny.
Posted 05/21/2015 11:04 AM
I love it when poetry actually elicits belly laughs! And this is so well done, to boot!
Posted 05/21/2015 11:02 AM
Humor packs a wallop in this clever tale which contrasts those in the know about art and life and those who feel obliged to follow each and every rule, those who recognize the role accidents play in the creation and appreciation of art and those who flee life's and art's randomness. Tony Raiola
Posted 05/21/2015 10:25 AM
Wonderfully delightful.
Posted 05/21/2015 09:24 AM
Funnier than Kaadinsky.
Posted 05/21/2015 09:12 AM
I love this one; so funny
Posted 05/21/2015 08:54 AM
When is a poem not a poem? I really don't know - but I thoroughly enjoyed reading this whatever it is. A rhythmic monologue perhaps?
Posted 05/21/2015 08:50 AM
I, however, loved it. The idea of backing into art is quite thought-provoking.
Posted 05/21/2015 08:32 AM

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