To the Makers of Bath Products by Lauren McBride

Lauren McBride finds inspiration in faith, family, nature, science, and membership in the Science Fiction & Fantasy Poetry Association (SFPA). Nominated for various awards, her work has appeared internationally in speculative and mainstream publications for adults and young adults. She is the author of a poetry collection for teens, Aliens, Magic, and Monsters. Lauren lives in Texas and enjoys swimming, gardening, baking, reading, writing, and knitting scarves for U.S. troops.

Jancan:
Wow! I can surely relate to this amusing poem.
Posted 04/19/2022 08:29 PM

Adriana:
Priceless. Hilarious. So true about all products: writing gets tinier and tinier even with glasses on. I love the line "We already know what brand we bought."
Posted 04/19/2022 05:39 PM

jamvan:
Oh I hear you!! I wish they did :)
Posted 04/18/2022 10:01 PM

cscoville:
Ms. McBride nailed it!
Posted 04/18/2022 07:11 PM

MLove:
AMEN AMEN AND AMEN again. They could at least make the caps a different color - SOMETHING, ANYTHING.
Posted 04/18/2022 02:54 PM

Lori Levy:
Funny and true.
Posted 04/18/2022 02:41 PM

KevinArnold:
Somehow quite delightful.
Posted 04/18/2022 10:10 AM

Wilda Morris:
Before I had cataract surgery, I had to write a big C on the conditioner and a big S on the Shampoo to be sure I grabbed the right container at the right time. I can certainly identify with this poem!
Posted 04/18/2022 10:03 AM

Jgonzalez 1994:
What i want is for those hair products to stop burning my eyes
Posted 04/18/2022 09:48 AM

paradea:
Yep!!!
Posted 04/18/2022 08:48 AM

Sharon Waller Knutson:
Loved this wise, clever funny poem. Laughed out loud at "sopping wet and half blind" image.
Posted 04/18/2022 06:49 AM