The Lone Ranger Says:

In these days of COVID,
what can you do, you ask?
Always wash your hands
and always wear your mask.
        
Sponsored by the local health department    
            
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What Is an Iconoclast?

If you think this is a religious sign
as you're driving past,
and get upset and knock it down,
you're an iconoclast.

Sponsored by local churches and synagogues

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Speedometer Checkpoint:

If you can't read this sign
as you're driving past,
we suggest that you slow down:
you're driving way too fast!

Sponsored by the State Department of Transportation

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Your Local Drive-In Says, Eyes on the Road!

It's nice to cuddle with your honey;
nothing really could be sweeter.
But watch the road and save the smoochin'
for when you're at the drive-in theatre.

Sponsored by the Regional Drive-in Theatre Association

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A Word of Caution from Your Local Police Department:

If you slow down to read this sign,
then you know your speed is fine.
But if the words are all a blur,
a speeding ticket you'll incur.

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